Dark Entries (4th Birthday bash) 14th July

Dark Entries (4th Birthday bash) 14th July

Random crap to start:

Fashion parade photos have been put on their own page.

A caption contest will be running later in the week on the photo of Shanne (marked as appropriate)... keep your eye on Hellbane for details as I'm too sodding tired to do up the submission script now.

To people who don't like their photos/my captions... I have always given this disclaimer about my page. However... if you feel you have a genuine complaint regarding a photograph please email me and if you politely request that I remove a photo giving a) the photo number b) your (reasonable) reason for removal without attacking me I will most likely take it down. Randomly abusing me will only get me to be nastier next time. If you are not satisfied with the outcome you can always contact my server administrator to complain.

Amaya

who cannot be expected to remember the names of everyone who said "and my name is <insert name here> so don't call me a random crowd person in the caption

Hrmph. It's meant to be me with the camera	Luke and April look suitably incapable of standing up	Disa + crowd + half my face
I really thought it was chewing gum in his beard for half the night	Mason & Sian... sadly I missed the photo oppurtunity of Sian showing off her (apparently shaved) pink bits	Hmmmm disdain
Peter walks in the Teased Hair Forest	Richard you are very unnattractive man	Guppy tries to look well 'ard.... And ends up looking like Uncle Sam
Nick never looks at the damn camera	Scary Kat got a lot scarier everytime she stood up in this dress (lesson: splits in skirts should not reach your hip)	David tries to get the crowd to listen
Wheee! glow things earrings... I approve!	Photos of the Fashion parade have been given their own page.... FASHION!	Eager to get the footage David also tries to capture Sian's bits in the raw
It looks like the chopsticks in Leah's hair are going up Sally's nose :)		Cedric caught off guard
Mason loves goth clubs, can't you tell? (look for Nick picking his nose in the background)	Good "hide under my coat" reflexes happening here	Well dressed people at a club. I'm shocked! (must learn to not press the button with the hand holdin the cigarette)
Tony looks distrusting of the strange woman with the flashing box	Rob and friend (the VB not the girl)	Just because you're middle aged doesn't mean you have to grow up
We really do have Susan back since she lost the redneck boyfriend	Good lord.. Lex must be drunk.	Whereas Rasmussen is always like this
Waving not drowning.	Boyz on da couch say: MEETTTAAALLLLL!	Luke sez: I can't feel my legs
"fuck! somebody pissed in my drink!"	The corset brigade out in force	Fid looks human! and won the best dressed award.
I think she said her name was Shelly... maybe? Stupid brain.	Adam... that look will get the girls!	Jeff the jolly goth swagman
Not a single drop of eyeliner between them... it's like my worst nightmare	He Sez: "who took that picture?" Amaya sez: "me" click	AHAHAHAH Finally I got you
	DCP_2338.JPG	Now Jamie didn't your mother teach you to smile for the camera?
Maria + boy toy	I finally got a picture of Mikey and Sally	Big smiles Jen
More cameras at 10 paces	Phil finally relented to being blinded	The entryway
More door staff	Maggie too drunk to get up	When you're not admitted to the club you have your own party on the pavement.
This time I made them touch Darian	Darian sez: Who just stuck their hand on my ass?	Tycho Brahe (again) but with new lineup
Badly lit band shots	Get down get down!	The cars outside the club (because you can't see the drunken wanker that I was actually trying to photograph)
"I've been to a wedding.... I've been to a wedding." "You said that." "It's all I have... sorry."	It's Giles' (ala buffy) long lost son	April doesn't know he's looking down her shirt
Lisa shouldn't wear high heels. I felt like a midget	Who me?	Awwwww all snuggly
What's with all the pointing!?!?	Pool shark Cedric with big pointy stick accessory	Jeff's Harem (and happy birthday Beck)
There will be a caption competition for this photo... stay tuned	Shanne + friends get cuddly	What are they all looking at?
New people... (remember blending the makeup past the stubble is usually a good idea)	You can see up this man's bottom	Hair no curling iron can match
Lisa and Anthony had to remind me of their names so I'd actually use them in this caption :(	Why are you still here jason?	The face to match Erin from Hellbane
And then Shanne got a photo of me	How the hell Aaron managed to put a Smiley the Psychotic Button through a leather jacket I'll never know	This is enough contraception to last me a month
Mason in tight shiney pants Hmmmmm. (sadly he won't pick things up that I drop in front of him anymore ... sigh	Looking at the carpet in this photo reminds me why nightclubs are usually dark	Mikey sez: Thanks for the great DJ setup Dave.
Wallflowers in full bloom	I have no idea who these people are	Simon + girly
Another Simon	Lola ala Crankygoth	Derek the immigrant Melbournian AJ
Angus finally gets some. Foolish foolish woman.