The start of the evil
Step 2 in the Kamikaze 12 step programme
Me after I'd done my hair... the flash makes my shirt quite see through.
Go Poseur action Luke
And double team posed action
Step 3: the consuming
You know... I am quite... quite drunk
Sho... then I sez to herr..."maaaayte... you rock"
Grin for the wonder of alcohol
Luke's onto a winner :)
Don't I look impressed? what the hell is going on with my chin?
Some stunned person
Floor people
Secret hand signals
This is how you can tell they're in the illuminati :P
Mason doesn't remember making this call...we hope he didn't say anything offensive
Luke was drunk enough to let me photograph his groin :)
Secret hand signals you say? Darian and Simon conspire
One of many phone calls to Luke's gf in Sydney
How much for the leetle girl?
Sooo happy to be here
The DJs, refined as ever
Simon sez: Big hair, yeah yeah
Sian looks cutesy. Funny considering you could see her crotch whenever she lent over
Awwwwww idn't dat sweet. Mason doesn't remember this happening either
Random crowd shots funny no?
Stunned action Adam
Fiona makes it into a club!
and looks appropriately demure
I think she looked over for an excuse to get Alan to stop touching her
Sally and Jen pose so I don't put up the hideous photos I took before this
This is supposedly the bar manager, mucho cool
Simon evidently got initiated
Why do I have all these photos with people sticking their tongues out
Couch people!
I am Fabio... most beautiful man in the world
Floor residents... one of which is a chick mason worked with at Pizza Slut year ago
Stop that fucking!
Now it's our turn to look sweet
Mason sez "fuckign goths, you all make me sick"
Ben had a threat... for each photo I took he had a piece of ice to put down my cleavage. I had 150 photos... do you think he had enough ice?
More tongue photos
Don't interrupt me buying alcohol
Woman sez "yah I know what you mean" woman thinks "buy me another drink"
Mikey will never get away
Here we can observe Jen in her natural habitat hiding meekly from the light. I want this t-shirt
Trey, blinking.
Chubby chicks shouldn't wear red
Mikey gets revenge with the camera... yay weird photos
Heh heh heh Ben, got more ice?
Some annoying 12 year old who came to pay homage to simon
Yes sir?!
Heather tries to match Mick jagger for mouth power
Wow! Adam looks like a beaver!
"Of course I was very very drunk at the time..."
"this is how I bent her over"
Ben the Bar Maid
Simon and Luke show their gang colours, while trying to avoid talking to Kerrie
Billy Idol faces everyone
I think this was meant to be a Ramone's face
This is what Luke looks like when he gives head
The bar manager stole my camera :(
Luke's reaction to being reminded that he fucked one of the most evil crackwhores on the scene
More couch people
Almost home time, therefore happy
Random couch person
