Newmarket Combo Birthday Party (Alan/Dave/Lauren)

Newmarket Combo Birthday Party (Alan/Dave/Lauren)

Shani looking elsewhere	Glowstick drumsticks	Hi-larity!
How the living room was trashed at the beginning of the party I don' t know	Do not trust in the drink given by Troy	And here's why... Tequila + solo + tandoori rice = taste sensation
Taste test ahoy!	Kat matches her handbag	Hmmm red and smooth
Pam was just upset because I undressed her the night before	The start of the floor people	Birthday punching games
And keep going	I'm sure something was happening	And so they begin to take over...
No beauty contest winners here	Further invasion...	Long hair and smirks all around for the boys
Golf gloves != sexy	Yeah ... you!	The birth of the arse crack
The rise of the arse crack	And allll the glory	Someone was a leeeeeetle drunk
Mason and Alan are boyz in da hoodz	I love it when only one person notices I'm taking a photo	Wheee! Fairy princess!
Happy action Pam	Devil eye action Amaya	Troy sez: Don't touch me there it's my special place
Troy and I get all Dr Evil with the hugglies	Nothing like getting the giggles and laughing at arse cracks to bring us together	Hmmm man boobies
The floor crowd grew somewhat by this stage	A whole lotta nothin'	I think Troy said it best when he said "why the hell is it multicoloured? what is this fucking magic the gathering?"
Alan's mug shot.	THE MOST INTELLIGENT MAN IN THE WORLD!	You can tell someone else took this by the 90% ceiling content
As FatherDog would have it I SWALLOW YOUR SOUL	Luke sez: Why I oughta...	What did this man in the back sit on?
Richard back to true photo form	Luke's got nothin... which is why he turned maroon	Anika says: "SHADDUP SHADDUP SHADDUPP... HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOUSE!!!"
Wheee! Jungle action Tanya!	No one looks good giggling this hard