Some are just bad newbie goths... some are inbred twerps... sometimes bad photos just happen to nice people but welcome to the Hall of Shame... the worst and wankiest of Brisbane

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Goth Inspector Gadget strikes again!

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Scarey old woman and the drunk melodramatic wanker

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A sad sight... a two person protest.. they even had sleeping bags

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Crazy Brisbane dance style

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Why did he remove his clothes??

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NIN must have been playing

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Mason's sisters boyfriend is disturbing. I think there's some cross species thing happenign here

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Aren't there laws against doing that to furniture

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These two did the best rendition of "I will walk 500 miles" enough to have me falling on the floor of the restaurant

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Pre-pubescent boys in manson tshirts can stay the FUCK AWAY FROM ME

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I want this sign above my bed

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Does makeup get worse than this? I'm tempted to send this in to Reality Check

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The old fridge at Normanby Tce is a shame unto itself

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This is what it looked like before they threw it out

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What's worse than a pink at a goth club? I pink in wings *dancing* at a goth club

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Leah gets in the hall of shame for her NKOTB obsession... here she is trying to stuff an NKOTB annual (there was only 1) into her bra

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More hideous makeup... perhaps I could hook them up with Robyn

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This man knows all about goth: how NIN founded it, How hardcore Brisbane clubs are compared to the rest of the world and how anyone who wears pink can't be goth

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What makes you look in the mirror and think this looks good? Hard drugs?

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Cameron gets a snog off Yeltsin

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Jurassic Jeff in Holden gear?

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This face deserves a prize.

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Japanese Sprite Engrish!

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No Frills Vodka. I'm seriously scared.

Name and thumbnail removed to protect the innocent; click through to judge for yourself.

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Jews for Jesus... wtf??

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Gimp apparently has bred already. Tell me how and win a prize.
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TAKE IT LUKE
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Another fabulous showing from Kit Kat. BLEND MAN BLEND
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Advice for newbies: Standing cautiously outside a club because you're too young to get in does *not* make you cool.
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YAY ENGRISH!
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At least he was *trying* to get the worst outfit ever. Sometimes when you accept them even after this shit you know they're your friends :P
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Taking posing to the extreme.
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Oh dear... someone had a little too much to drink
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Capes + badly blended makeup = LOOK IN THE MIRROR BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE
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Wall of Spam
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Noted Counter Shag in packets only!
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Big yellow codpiece!

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One of my less happy 'fans' shows me what he thinks of the webpage ;)

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Sharnie's panties: a shame unto themselves
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This woman makes the grade by being so muntered she almost knocked me off a podium 6 times
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Scrag's Boutique: for all your skank ho needs
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No one gurns like a trance DJ on the run
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Buck teeth and overbites ftw!
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Trashbags 'r' us
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How to make a pretty girl look like an alien